elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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" I wanna thank Mark Hoppus for being my dad. "

deair:

so how do i relationship

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fagsindubai:

i automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let’s be honest ur not winning that

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kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

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beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

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